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| Dude nachos taste really good | 8 | 09/10/14 | |
| What if were all just ants and the world is just a tennis ball? | 4 | 09/10/14 | |
| The state of being high cannot be measured by what one says but by how much one eats | 4 | 10/12/14 | |
| I looked back at my notes for the project and my number one idea was 'Jimmy Fallon' | 25 | 03/31/15 | |
| I think this is too much bacon | 7 | 04/01/15 | |
| It's a titanium nail | 1 | 04/04/15 | |
| I would not want to be in the same room as Shaq when Shaq is mad | 5 | 04/04/15 | |
| Tacos. That's it. Just, tacos | 5 | 04/04/15 | |
| No one has ever been in an empty room | 11 | 04/08/15 | |
| Why aren't Apple chargers called Apple juice? | 4 | 04/09/15 | |
| It's so creepy that there are creepy people in the world | 9 | 04/10/15 | |
| The internet is broken | 0 | 04/10/15 | |
| There should be Facetime drones | 2 | 04/10/15 | |
| I hate chris brown. He makes me hate my own taste in music | 1 | 04/10/15 | |
| You are gonna pre-chase with your leftover In-N-Out | 4 | 04/10/15 | |
| My hair gets really good. It's not that good right now, it was really good when I got home | 7 | 04/10/15 | |
| Wink blink and smoke rays | 6 | 04/14/15 | |
| Pay your friends $10 for every person they find that looks like you, pay that person to do the same, then you can have an army of people that look the same | 13 | 04/16/15 | |
| The phrase "where are you" wasn't widely used until the mobile phone | 1 | 04/16/15 | |
| I just figured out how to be an engineer | 24 | 04/16/15 | |
| I think I want a pet turkey vulture | 7 | 04/16/15 | |
| do you smell burning? i think i might have left the oven on. I mean, i know i didn't but what if i did | 18 | 04/17/15 | |
| what are mailing stickers called? | 11 | 04/17/15 | |
| I'm here and I need to get over there, so I take the nose bridge. The bridge made out of nose. | 1 | 04/17/15 | |
| from the beginning of time it's taken us a really f*ckin long time to figure out what random dirts do | 12 | 04/18/15 | |
| Looks like a product of Jerry Mandering if I do say so myself! | 3 | 04/19/15 | |
| I love jerry mandering. What a good guy | 6 | 04/19/15 | |
| Someone name their dog jenga | 3 | 04/19/15 | |
| I definitely want a pet Turkey vulture. His name will be president morty McMort friend pants | 8 | 04/19/15 | |
| Its because of the piano culture! | 1 | 04/19/15 | |
| I hate the idea of playing ping pong in a hole | 1 | 04/19/15 | |
| Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed | 7 | 04/19/15 | |
| I like how when you go to sleep you have to pretend that you're asleep first | 20 | 04/19/15 | |
| Have YOU ever seen a Starbucks commercial?! | 2 | 04/20/15 | |
| The small stuff gives the big stuff context. | 1 | 04/20/15 | |
| I want banana bread, but I want the banana to taste like a bread. I don't like the breadxture | 1 | 04/20/15 | |
| This grapefruit haze smells like grapefruit haze | 5 | 04/20/15 | |
| Isn't it weird that women can grow a penis? | 1 | 04/29/15 | |
| I don't know if I'm drunk high or stupid but you pretending that your tequila lime is a mandarin is hilarious | 4 | 04/29/15 | |
| I wanna create an app that looks up other people with cars who want in n out & can get me some | 10 | 05/16/15 | |
| Will Smith Smith? Yes, Will Smith Will Smith. | 14 | 11/02/15 | |
| It's it weird that something can was and wasn't? | 8 | 11/20/15 | |
| Isn't it amazing how bread works. I don't even know how it works. What the fuck is yeast? Does it farting make the bread? | 6 | 11/21/15 | |
| Self-rising flour?! Thats like saying levitating fish. Wait. No. Self-levitating fish! | 2 | 11/21/15 | |
| Do we have any M&M's? Yeah, but, aren't we eating this ice-cream? oh yeah, I forgot | 8 | 11/21/15 | |
| Catherine's on the lamb! | 1 | 11/21/15 | |
| Are you going to sleep? No, just with one eye | 11 | 11/21/15 | |
| I know someone named We! I know someone named Yu! | 1 | 11/21/15 | |
| Man... there's so many, like, consequences for things... | 10 | 12/10/15 | |
| Sometimes it's weird when you think about where you are in your body | 12 | 12/22/15 | |
| Yes, MINI PONIES!!!! | 7 | 01/23/16 | |
| Sleep walking? I think you'll find it's called sleep partying. Or sleep being awesome. | 2 | 04/18/16 | |
| Hey baby? <sleepy ya?> Sometimes when you sleep you look like you're doing a magic trick. | 2 | 04/18/16 | |
| Awfum like Awful but I'm high right now so it's kinds awesome too? | 2 | 04/18/16 | |
| I'm always just so impressed by talent, man | 4 | 04/18/16 | |
| That's the best casting i've ever seen | 1 | 04/18/16 | |
| I wonder what you would have beeb like if I met you before the internet | 7 | 04/18/16 | |
| History is so weird | 5 | 04/18/16 | |
| Like, who the shit first discovered weed? What was that like? | 3 | 04/18/16 | |
| Aw man I missed what he said agaaaaaain | 4 | 04/18/16 | |
| Thinking while you're asleep... what's that called? DREAM ITS A DREAM | 5 | 04/18/16 | |
| My nose feels soooo cold | 1 | 04/19/16 | |
| I wish I had bubblegum tasting teeth | 7 | 04/19/16 | |
| Sweet Potato Cloud! | 5 | 04/19/16 | |
| If Hillary Wins the election, it'll be the first time ever that 2 presidents have had sex with each other | 6 | 04/19/16 | |
| Does anyone else bite up? I don't think I bite down on things when I eat, I'm pretty sure I bite up... | 9 | 04/19/16 | |
| Liquor borrows happiness from tomorrow, weed just adds happiness onto today! | 2 | 04/19/16 | |
| Have you seen the Japanese flag? It's basically a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan | 10 | 04/19/16 | |
| If you think about it, my driveway is connected to the driveways of the President, Steven Seagal and Brittany Spears. | 7 | 04/19/16 | |
| How come I never think Joggers are running away from things? | 8 | 04/19/16 | |
| I think I have a better way of ordering the alphabet. Who do you think I should tell? | 12 | 04/19/16 | |
| Let's talk about our favorite foods for like half an hour before we go get food. The foodgasm will be greater | 6 | 04/20/16 | |
| Does our professor look stoned? Dude, you're too high for this class right now! | 7 | 04/20/16 | |
| Dude...my brain's running slow. I like you though | 0 | 04/20/16 | |
| Dude...I'm not smoking anymore. But I'm not smoking any less... | 5 | 04/20/16 | |
| Dude... | 2 | 04/21/16 | |
| Dude...there's gotta be one poor bird-dude who's afraid of heights. | 10 | 04/21/16 | |
| Dude...for each pair of pants I have 2 pants. I have so many pants | 11 | 04/21/16 | |
| Dude...women can make scrambled eggs. Like, from themselves. | 3 | 04/21/16 | |
| Dude...check this - crispy bacon, juicy ripe tomato, grilled pineapple, grilled chicken, melty cheese. I am the most genius caretaker of my hunger | 9 | 04/21/16 | |
| Dude... What if we teach the animals to farm crops for us? | 6 | 04/21/16 | |
| Dude... I think my dog knows. Just look at him. He totally knows. | 12 | 04/21/16 | |
| Dude...I drew little people in my fingers | 19 | 04/23/16 | |
| Dude...It's suck so hard to die by being eaten | 10 | 04/24/16 | |
| Dude...Yes. | 0 | 04/24/16 | |
| Dude...I wish I was the guy who'd invented magnets | 13 | 04/24/16 | |
| Dude...Who named it a snack? I think that's a bad name. That guy did a bad job. | 10 | 04/24/16 | |
| Dude...That's how cool Beyonce is | 3 | 04/24/16 | |
| Dude...In some of David Bowie's pictures he looks like a prettier version of Jodie Foster | 4 | 04/24/16 | |
| Dude...Hey what's the name of that song that you like? You were singing it the other day | 4 | 04/24/16 | |
| Were you high or something??? ...Yea huhuhuhuh | 3 | 04/25/16 | |
| Dude...Tinder is kind of like Mario for this generation | 11 | 04/26/16 | |
| Dude...look at this, right now it looks like this light is coming out of my head... | 4 | 04/26/16 | |
| Dude...I keep on mistaking the music icon for the phone icon. | 1 | 04/26/16 | |
| Dude...all I am is a summation of my experiences... | 1 | 04/26/16 | |
| Dude...What's wrong with your hand? ... It doesn't have any food in it | 1 | 04/26/16 | |
| Dude...if we have self driving cars... my dog can drive around places. He could be my DD. | 23 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude...what the hell flavor is Coke Flavor anyway? | 6 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude...Do you think people from the past would understand, like, Snapchat? | 7 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude... I think I just saw Superman on TV. Like, not the character, the actual Superman. He's a reporter on Fox. Damn, Superman. | 16 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude...What would you name yourself if you could? | 4 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude...I wish I had a computer charger but for my life | 11 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude...the problem with stupid people is that they have no idea how stupid they are. Because they're so stupid. We need to give them a pill to make them smart for an hour so they can understand how stupid they are and stop shouting dumb things at me all the time | 29 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude...I've been sitting here thinking bout how creepy eels are for like half an hour | 49 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude...I legit just forgot what I'm doing right now, why did I get up? | 36 | 04/27/16 | |
| Dude... Can you imagine if I didn't have boobs? I'd be so streamlined... | 26 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...How come some people get to have 2 first names, and everyone's just ok with that? You can't have Catherine AND Kate | 18 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...Importers and exporters. Importers and exporters. | 1 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...gardens are pretty cool... you can just, like, create your own nature space | 10 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...I had the most annoying dream last night where I was trying to figure out if I knew Winona Ryder in real life or not. ... I don't, do I? | 30 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...I told this girl that her face looked nice and creamy and I sounded so creepy I just had to leave | 23 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...I figured out my perfect pet. A cat sized goat. | 11 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...it's so cool how you can get these pretty things like diamonds and pearls from squishing stuff | 14 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...What time is it? I feel like I've been sitting here eating Nachos for hours. | 20 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...Let's go learn about earth and cool animals and shit I'm so excited Animal Planet is the best | 28 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...I would be so proud if my life turned out anything like Colonel Sanders | 39 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...Trees are so cool. There's so much going on with them, man. | 6 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...You shouldn't think about money too much. It's blowing my mind thinking about economics right now | 12 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...Watermelon and Chilli Icecream with Dessert Champagne poured over it. Holy Munchies | 15 | 04/29/16 | |
| Dude...I just don't think people appreciate grass enough. Like, not weed, but the little grass guys of the plant world. Grass is a weird word | 8 | 04/29/16 | |
| 1st time smoking in 10 months Dude... Longest I haven't smoked in like 15 years :/ | 2 | 04/30/16 | |
| Dude...Did I just say that out loud? | 12 | 05/01/16 | |
| Dude...I think I can see Mars | 4 | 05/01/16 | |
| Dude...How does wind work? | 8 | 05/01/16 | |
| Dude...I think I need Indian food. Like, immediately. | 3 | 05/01/16 | |
| Dude...Do you ever wonder, like, what your first thought was? | 5 | 05/01/16 | |
| Dude...Do you ever wonder, like, what your first thought was? | 10 | 05/01/16 | |
| Dude...That girl looks like she's actively face swapping with someone | 12 | 05/02/16 | |
| Dude... If you never remember, you'll never forget! | 10 | 05/02/16 | |
| Dude...Is there anywhere I can just go sail boats? | 11 | 05/02/16 | |
| Dude...I think the guy who first imagined home computers would be so disappointed in me | 11 | 05/02/16 | |
| Dude...I just realised that I think I might have been missing out on something by not being a coffee drinker | 1 | 05/02/16 | |
| Dude...Do you think I'll be cool when I'm old? | 9 | 05/02/16 | |
| Dude...sometimes when I talk to old people I pretend that I'm high and I feel like I really get them | 8 | 05/02/16 | |
| Dude...Aw man it'd be so cool to run a cool toy store | 10 | 05/03/16 | |
| Dude...Wait... what does categorically mean in that sentence? | 2 | 05/03/16 | |
| Dude...I just realized... I think McDonalds killed Grimace | 11 | 05/03/16 | |
| Dude...how come eggs are relegated to breakfast? | 0 | 05/03/16 | |
| Dude...I've been thinking and I think I would make a great Duke. | 12 | 05/03/16 | |
| Dude... when people have fake Facebook names I completely forget their real name | 11 | 05/03/16 | |
| Dude...music is so amazing. | 6 | 05/04/16 | |
| Dude...We should take all the broken cars in the world and make the space elevator out of them | 11 | 05/04/16 | |
| Dude...C SPAN is weird, what does it stand for? | 1 | 05/05/16 | |
| Dude...did we just talk about Tuna for 20 minutes? | 12 | 05/05/16 | |
| Dude...who decided bigger letters for more posh? | 0 | 05/05/16 | |
| Dude...what if the world is just a cat show but for humans and aliens? | 0 | 05/06/16 | |
| Dude...who decided bigger letters for more posh? | 0 | 05/07/16 | |
| Dude... it sounds like I'm fucking drunk right now | 2 | 05/10/16 | |
| Dude...But I can still type really fast | 1 | 05/10/16 | |
| Dude...my favorite part of planning a wedding is playing guess who with tier zero | 2 | 05/10/16 | |
| Dude... how come we eat plants? Shouldnt we not do that? They're how we live, you know, with the oxygen. | 9 | 05/10/16 | |
| Dude...isn't it weird that people have best friends? | 9 | 05/11/16 | |
| Dude...What do you think Gumby's doing right now? | 11 | 05/11/16 | |
| Dude... do you think it's a waste of time if I try and figure out how to be Kind of England? | 6 | 05/12/16 | |
| Dude... I think I'd be a great radio presenter | 9 | 05/13/16 | |
| Dude...Did I just run over a deer? I mean, I didn't but I thought I did | 8 | 05/13/16 | |
| Dude...Something about video games | 9 | 05/13/16 | |
| Dude...I think I'd do a much better job at being Madonna than Madonna is doing right now | 11 | 05/13/16 | |
| Dude...3D painting is the ultimate expression of awesome | 7 | 05/15/16 | |
| Dude...Donald Trump might be president and I haven't even smoked yet today | 11 | 05/15/16 | |
| Dude...nights like this make me feel like I don't haaave to get high... Why? Cause I'm fucking drunk | 2 | 05/15/16 | |
| Dude... I was gonna help those guys push their car but they're going so much faster than me | 10 | 05/15/16 | |
| Dude...why the fucks this Wendy's under construction I want some fuckinf wendus | 7 | 05/15/16 | |
| Dude...That girl looks like shes actively spacewalking | 11 | 05/16/16 | |
| Dude...I just figured out that I sleep on bird wings | 14 | 05/16/16 | |
| Dude...I think I could be great at literally any profession | 11 | 05/16/16 | |
| Dude...I think I'm going to make a chocolate grilled cheese sandwich and I think it's going to be amazing | 12 | 05/16/16 | |
| Dude...isn't it weird that Tennis has these kind of little slave children involved | 14 | 05/17/16 | |
| Dude... how did people first figure out how sex works? | 2 | 05/17/16 | |
| Dude...Fire was such a good idea | 11 | 05/18/16 | |
| Dude...Electricity is so fascinating | 13 | 05/20/16 | |
| Dude...but where are the caterpillars going? | 13 | 05/21/16 | |
| Dude...would you rather sleep with a mermaid with the bottom half fish or the top half, I can deal with an ugly face, but I think I'd get bored with only blow jobs after a while | 5 | 05/22/16 | |
| Dude...I don't know what horses know... but there has to be some kind of overlap between things I know and things horses know | 13 | 05/25/16 | |
| Dude...Does Global warming mean that we're looking at the world with like, 1980's sea levels? | 5 | 05/25/16 | |
| Dude...i would totally subscribe and be active in an ideas bank | 12 | 05/25/16 | |
| Dude... You said 'Ain't no thing like a chicken wing' and now all I can think of is chicken. Thanks a lot | 13 | 05/25/16 | |
| Dude...should we cook some chicken? Did I already ask you that? | 13 | 05/25/16 | |
| Dude...I could not for the life of me remember what Saturday was called | 13 | 05/27/16 | |
| Dude...you know that if you run out of weed to smoke you can like, light it the other way | 8 | 05/29/16 | |
| Dude...What are you doing | 3 | 05/29/16 | |
| Dude...Are you putting this on Sounds Like I'm High? | 9 | 05/29/16 | |
| Dude...I don't remember what I am doing now | 8 | 05/29/16 | |
| Dude...Do they say anything in this movie? | 9 | 05/29/16 | |
| Dude...I thought you were saying a piece of Cho-jeeeeerky | 4 | 05/29/16 | |
| Dude...It's weird human hair is basically like playdoe coming out of its sqwuisher thing | 9 | 05/29/16 | |
| Dude...Are you putting this on Sounds Like I'm High? | 6 | 05/31/16 | |
| Dude...do you think that all the famous people today would still be famous if it was the 1800's? | 4 | 06/01/16 | |
| Dude...How come meat has so many calories and Jerky doesn't? | 3 | 06/01/16 | |
| Dude...How many calories are in human meat? | 2 | 06/01/16 | |
| Dude...Be careful what you instagoogletweetface | 8 | 06/04/16 | |
| Dude...that rain looks like finely combed hair | 16 | 06/04/16 | |
| Dude...my French is excellent unless I'm talking to a French waiter | 12 | 06/05/16 | |
| Dude...People who think they're great because they like 'the elderly' are patronizing douchebags. | 1 | 06/06/16 | |
| Dude...do you think Unicorns and Dragons would be friends? | 14 | 06/07/16 | |
| Dude...Sometimes i get so embarrassed for people in movies but then I remember they're paid millions for me to do that | 9 | 06/07/16 | |
| Dude...This movie would be better if all the characters were replaced by the Friends cast. | 13 | 06/07/16 | |
| Dude...Pancakes are called pancakes because they’re literally cakes that are made in a pan. Can we get Pancakes | 5 | 06/12/16 | |
| Dude...Isn't it weird that I think of myself by my name? If my parents called me something else would my brain think of me as a different person? | 11 | 06/12/16 | |
| Dude... Toast is pretty good. | 6 | 06/12/16 | |
| Dude...You know how you don't have to think of the words you're saying when you speak? There's people who are like that for like, Math and Physics. | 5 | 06/12/16 | |
| Dude... my dreams were so boring last night it was all just ads | 13 | 06/15/16 | |
| Dude... my dreams were so boring last night it was all just ads | 8 | 06/15/16 | |
| Dude...But what if you had the best oyster | 11 | 06/21/16 | |
| Dude...did you realize that your skin is waterproof? | 9 | 06/21/16 | |
| Dude...plurality is a really interesting concept | 5 | 06/21/16 | |
| Dude...did you know that facial expressions are innate and not learned? | 7 | 06/21/16 | |
| Dude... Do animals sleep this much in the wild? | 6 | 06/21/16 | |
| Dude...I wish I could paint all the things I see in my head | 9 | 06/21/16 | |
| Dude...I'm sorry I didn't text you back I totally forgot I had a phone | 12 | 06/24/16 | |
| Dude...Frozen things are weird. | 4 | 06/25/16 | |
| Dude...so why do you think snow is so magical...? | 7 | 06/26/16 | |
| Dude...lets get really high, eat cupcakes and watch frozen | 12 | 06/26/16 | |
| Dude...I googled buttons an hour ago and then I fell into the internet | 11 | 06/28/16 | |
| Dude...Was hands across America a real thing that happened in real life? | 9 | 06/28/16 | |
| Dude... I can't remember if I've said this already but I really like you | 3 | 06/28/16 | |
| Dude...something's up with 2016... | 8 | 06/29/16 | |
| Dude...would YOU use an iPhone that felt like it was made from human skin? | 6 | 07/08/16 | |
| Dude...sometimes I feel like I look at life and totally understand how early on in civilization we are | 9 | 07/09/16 | |
| Dude...That guy looks like he's from 1993. That was a bad year... | 7 | 07/09/16 | |
| Dude...Pokemon Go is like how I see my life anyway | 7 | 07/11/16 | |
| Dude... I trust strangers in my life all the time way too much | 8 | 07/12/16 | |
| Dude... man.. I wish I was in charge of naming stuff | 4 | 07/15/16 | |
| Dude...What of instead of Pokemon, people caught, like, things that actually improved the world. Does that make sense? | 4 | 07/18/16 | |
| Dude...the guy who named the fireplace. That's the level I'm on right now | 11 | 07/18/16 | |
| Dude...is anything i'm saying right now making sense | 7 | 07/18/16 | |
| Dude... Rhyming is completely different in other languages. Isn't that wild? | 4 | 07/18/16 | |
| Dude...I need a people palate cleanser. What do you think that is? | 2 | 07/26/16 | |
| Dude... If I'm resourceful, I am full of resources. Where do I get these resources? | 7 | 07/26/16 | |
| Dude...imagine if you invented the airplane | 5 | 07/26/16 | |
| Dude... imagine if trees were rarer, harder to grow. Oxygen was limited and worth more. | 2 | 07/26/16 | |
| Dude...poop. That's all I got. | 0 | 07/26/16 | |
| Dude...Today I learned never to think about how you're on a bike when you're on a bike | 6 | 08/06/16 | |
| Dude... I just found a note to myself from last night that says " Look up the longest thing ever around today" | 8 | 08/06/16 | |
| Dude... what if sport is the one language we're supposed to speak to be a united world. I'm so getting left behind | 2 | 08/09/16 | |
| Dude...that gymnast that broke his leg sideways? He's different to me on some kind of atomic level. | 4 | 08/09/16 | |
| Dude...I get so into Olympic equestrian events | 2 | 08/09/16 | |
| Dude...If nothing could be repeated everything would be different | 7 | 08/09/16 | |
| Dude...I just can't come to terms with the fact that for a good portion of my life I just lie there unconscious and I'm just supposed to be ok with that | 8 | 08/09/16 | |
| Dude...try and half smile. now try on the other side of your face. Bet you can't do it | 9 | 08/10/16 | |
| Dude...I swear my tea leaves are telling me I'm high af | 5 | 08/10/16 | |
| Dude...hey check this out, this is what I'd look like if I was a robot | 10 | 08/14/16 | |
| Dude...Are we on a world far far away? | 7 | 08/14/16 | |
| Dude...That woman ran 10,000 meters faster than I can get out of bed in the morning. | 10 | 08/14/16 | |
| Dude... why do we say Luke Warm? What's Luke doing? | 10 | 08/15/16 | |
| Dude... why... why are bubbles so good to swallow? | 6 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude... Is there a reason when I see fire it makes me sleepy? | 5 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude...I've been fighting with Siri trying to get her to pronounce my name right like Barbara Streisand | 5 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude...I'm reading about all these people talking about how pumpkin spiced latte season is coming and I think I've already lived this time in my life before | 6 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude...I just found out Christmas is in 123 days and now I can's stop singing Christmas Carols and i don't know what I'm doing with my life | 7 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude...can someone make a horror movie where it's not in the dark cos that shit's hard to see and it's like, well, turn a light on dumbass | 3 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude... | 1 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude...I had something I wanted to put on Sounds Like Im High, but then I forgot what it was because I was high | 2 | 08/22/16 | |
| Dude...I love squishing things between some bits of my body and other bits. I mean eating | 2 | 08/25/16 | |
| Dude...I bet if we made a collapsible Artificial Intelligence powered small cuddly cow that could talk and help you make decisions and stuff everyone would have a cow friend | 7 | 08/25/16 | |
| Dude...honestly, I'm only interested in bees if they're really big | 10 | 08/26/16 | |
| Dude... how does my mouth know how to change pitch when I'm whistling? | 9 | 08/30/16 | |
| Dude...how many times a day do you think I think about the beauty of life, because I think you'd be surprised. I was. | 2 | 08/30/16 | |
| Dude...I can't look at planes for too long, otherwise I start questioning physics and life | 8 | 09/11/16 | |
| Dude...planes are pretty cool | 1 | 09/11/16 | |
| Dude...would complex thought be possible without language? | 5 | 09/11/16 | |
| Dude...why is the difference between men and women "wo" | 5 | 09/11/16 | |
| Dude... Do you think there's a parallel universe where humans are aquatic creatures? I think I might like it better there | 5 | 09/16/16 | |
| Dude... What if we're all like those tribes that we don't tell about technology and the aliens are just like 'shh, it's better for them this way' | 8 | 09/16/16 | |
| Dude... Do you think I'll wake up one morning and be a grown up? | 5 | 09/16/16 | |
| Dude...is there a literal actual measurement of happiness? | 2 | 09/16/16 | |
| Dude...Burping is the best | 2 | 09/16/16 | |
| Dude...I think I'm a meatatarian | 3 | 09/16/16 | |
| Dude... Then I would eat the fake mole, it would probably be made out of something like mushrooms | 5 | 09/18/16 | |
| Dude...I wonder how many calories there are in the whole ocean | 3 | 09/20/16 | |
| Dude...Humans are pretty smart, but like, it's pretty collective. Humans figured out how to get to the moon... but I didnt. | 7 | 09/20/16 | |
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